Sunday, August 30, 2009

Je suis ici!

Lovely ones, there are a few things I've learned over the last couple of days, none of which happen to be particularly academic. Alas, no matter. I shall share them with you anyway.

one. dijon pigeons, albinos included, attack five-euro brie like there's no tomorrow. they fling it in the air, peck it to pieces, and end up absolutely brie-covered, feathery ruffs and all. if all the pigeons in dijon die of food poisoning, i hold myself personally responsible.




two. the man demanding
two euros for entry into the Notre Dame Paroisse de Dijon is not an agent of the Catholic church. he is a scammer, and a hungry one at that. give him the euros if you want. the inside of the church is definitely worth it.





three. two red-eyes separated by and extremely long early morning layover is a bad idea. two nights of dijon night life following those red-eyes is an even worse one.

four. when all of our ships come in, we should definitely get a villa in france, one with its own terasse that overlooks the city. after all, Colby has one...why shouldn't we?

more to come. i apologize for the font troubles. je deteste la technologie, donc this blog is a stretch. love to all.

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